Alone on T-G?

1) no one to see you binge eat = cook up a full TG dinner and eat it all = it's a holiday and you only live once = it's all for me, none for you! *hands down Al Bundy pants, with a shot of Pepto Bismol at the ready. *burp* "Now, where's my remote?" (Don't mind when the firemen have to cut holes in your walls to get you out when you reach 600 lbs & bedridden. Firemen are HAWT! Incidentally, so are EMT's *think emergency field chippendales calendar 2010*)

2) bullemic? aneroxic? = if you are alone = who's to see you? binge! purge! would you like a wafer thin mint? Betta, betta getta bucket! Really, It's O.K...

3) have a Sweet Deathwish = sugar up bitch! = extra helpings of starches and sugars for YOU! mmm jellied cranberry, candied yams and pumpkin pie with extra whipped cream = "Check my medical bracelet, administer insulin and call 911. In the event of a coma, "DNR."

4) have a Decadent Deathwish = hot *heart attack on white bread* all dark meat, roast turkey sandwich with buttered mashed potatoes and gravy (garlic optional - but that'd be healthy to add garlic), *high sodium* Stove Top stuffing, sweet potatoes with marshmallows, brown sugar and butter *sugar..., ahhh honey, honey. you are my candy girl...*, buttered corn, a buttered butter roll, with a 20oz glass of vitamin D whole milk, and cream cheese pumpkin roll with a 'sliver' of pie topped with ice cream on the side, drizzled with caramel, and a coffee (cream and 2) = extra fats and cholesterol = mmmbutter & mmmmmoregravy. "Are you gonna eat your dessert?" = defib! CLEAR!

5) Volunteering at the local shelter or city Thanksgiving Day dinner. Work your ass off, eat a meager plate of food on a very short break, extra smiles and warm feelings of doing good and getting in a small workout = Priceless.

Chow Down!

Cheers!