Not on MY Wish List

Fuckin hell.
What's next. STD Tests, Prostate Exams**, Tooth extraction? Pre-surgical shaves?

A rare time I have the TV on checking out 60 minutes, and a commercial comes on, some dude encouraging others to Give the gift of a Pap Smear.

"Give her the gift of a pap smear. Pap Smears save lives. Give her the gift even Santa can't deliver."

WTF???

There's a visual - some pervy old Santa all elbows deep in some unkempt c...

HO HO HO

Wait there's MORE!!!

There is also a Hanukkah Version with some whingy voiced Jewish dude:

"Just a schmear, could save her life" and "Give the gift that will light up her Menorah"

Yeah, and cuz we want those visuals too after some female, (co-worker, friend or relo) opens her gift and reads it aloud, in a whingy NY Jewish accent, of her in the stirrups...old aunt lydia, grandma, your cousin, "OHhhh! You Shouldn't have!" Then later,"ooo that's cold."


Or perhaps you wanna be the guy giving it to her.

No matter.

It's just wrong.

**I would, however, volunteer myself to specific males for their prostate/testicle exams.
I gotcher gift right here mister!
Bend ova.
Lube or no lube?

(Speaking of testicles - here's a bonus video!)

Actually, I am gonna make my own commercial - get someone to pay my student loans, to re-roof my house, a new car, a vacation, or perhaps my Water & Gas bill for a year or heating season, or maybe for one of those all-in-one cable-satellite/internet/phone deals.

Sets up a Pay Pal donation account.

Cheers!